James Deen Blog

so i am still a little brain dead from vegas but not too dead to go back to work.  i banged sarah shevon for sexandsubmission.com today.  it was totally in her butt.  she and i have had sex before… a few times actually, but never before in her butt.  i am trying to think of any other stories to tell you… ummm the other day i saw a video of this guy who hadn’t ever had sex.  his friends found out about it and then tried to get him laid, but the dude just wanted some true fucking love.  he eventually found it even though he almost lost it because he was too afraid to tell the girl he was in love with that he had never banged before.  it was a horrible movie but it was on while i was falling asleep drunk in vegas so i didn’t have much choice…  man i can’t wait to be sober again!!!

here is sarah in the middle of the scene

here is her butthole

and here she is at the airport with writing still all over her

so i don’t know if how much attention you pay to my twitter or to bret easton ellis’s twitter but he and i have become hommies.  if you don’t know who brett easton ellis is he was the dude who wrote american psycho.  if you don’t know what that is then go fuck yourself.  anyway, he is writing a movie and started writing on twitter about how he wanted me to star in it.  now there is no guarantee that i will even be in it because the choice isn’t really up to him.  he has some influence but there are producers and casting directors and shit so they can kind of say, “this dude is a no talent porn jew who sucks at acting and we don’t want to see him naked”  but then again they might say, “this dude is awesome and we should listen to brett easton ellis before”.  either way it is pretty exciting.   i thought the idea of just going and getting an adult beverage with the man was a cool idea but since he and i started talking it has been picked up by totally legit websites like cinemablend.com, slashfilm.com, movies.com and even JAMESDEENBLOG.COM!!!!!  fuck!!!!! i probably will need an agent… are you an agent?  do you know an agent?  FUCK!!!!!!!!  maybe i should just leave it at drinks with an awesome author and stick to what i do well… taking my penis out in public and banging babes.

here is my penis banging a babe!!!!

so i went to the avn award show in las vegas.  i am pretty sure i lost all the awards i was nominated for but it is cool because i had a great time.  i don’t really like to walk the red carpet because i am a crazy person and freak out even though i get naked in front of cameras for a living.  i don’t know something about having people take my picture and yell at me is just scary.  anyway, i ended up doing interviews for popporn.com on said red carpet.  those dudes are my hommies so it was very relaxed.  the goal was to get really hammered and make a fool out of myself and boy howdy did i sure do that.  i honestly don’t remember much of my interviews but i am pretty sure everyone in porn is going to end up hating me.  or maybe it was amazing we will just have to see.  my brain is still fried from vegas and i need a nap and some water.  here are some photos of my awesome vegas experience.  NOW WHO WANTS TO GO TO VEGAS WITH JAMES DEEN?????????

ok i am writing this before the award show so i have no info on who won what or what is happening.  i am currently watching encino man and thinking about putting on deodorant.  here is a photo essay on shoes of the ladies at the avn show.

take it… take it all